Lemon Gum

Ok, so I have to be honest; Lemonade and Chewing gum simply don't mix.

I think the employees at Chick-Fil-la are beginning to know me by name and item purchased. You see I go there "every" day thru the week. Now, I never buy a boat load of stuff, but I do get my Large Lemonade "every morning." I really don't know what it is about the lemonade, but it helps to ease the morning by. I get in around 7:30, get my reports started on the printer, and head across the street to Colony Square's Chick-Fil-la. Albeit, I think that I am losing a lot of money that way though. Let's do the math:

1 large lemonade - $1.72
52 weeks in a year
5 days a week
260 days

$1.72 X 260 days = $447.20!

*fallin out of my chair* - it really just hit me how much I spend!

WHHHATTTT

Are you serious KJD? Ain't no way in the world I spend $447.20 on lemonade!

Note to self: $447.20 would cover my car insurance for dang near half a year! You've gotta get better KJD.

Subject change:

So yesterday, I ventured to the "not-so-new-anymore" IKEA in Atlantic Station. Will somebody tell me why I ALWAYS, and I mean always, end up in the most stranges places and situations.

So I'm walking along the "wall units" section, and I pass this female employee, with which the following conversation insues:

Female Employee (FE): Excuse me sir, but are you over 24 yrs. old?

KJD: No, I'm 23.

FE: "Are you single?"

KJD: Yes, why do you ask?

FE: "Are you looking?"

KJD: I guess so, why do you ask?

FE: "What are you looking for in a woman?"

KJD: Alot. Why do you ask?

FE: "I have a friend (brandi), who came up with this list of things she wants from a guy, and I want to ask you a few questions to see if you fit what she is looking for."

*Preceeds to pull out a PAGE full of questions/comments*
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So I guess I'm an aid to the problem though, because I fooled around and entertained the young lady. Needless to say I never met brandi, and I thought it was a quite humours conversation. I think that by the end of the conversation she realized that I was/am looking for a lot from someone...especially when I asked her to get brandi to define what "equally yoked" meant and referred to. I don't think that FE had a clue, lol. Needless to say it gave both of us a good laugh, and she gave me Brandi's email address. I don't think that I'll email though, considering one of the things she "had to have" was: a man who was packin, and knew what to do with it. After I heard that comment, I trully lost all interest in the short and brief conversation. Needless to say I had to make mention of it this morning, or I surely would have forgotten, lol.

Well it's time for me to get back to work this morning, but I should be back sometime soon.

until the clock tolls another hour,

God....Thank you for last evening, and the waking of a brand new day

KJD